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The quality of service and knowledge was second to none.
A Glorious Escapade
My new home is novel-worthy. Larry is an elegant figure whose politeness and intelligibility shine like a glorious supernova in the dark night of smoggy Mordor-esque Houston. After losing my previous home and family in a freak gasoline fight accident, Larry walked me across the sea of my despair into a glorious heaven of warmth. Larry is always at my side, or behind me. Not only is Larry a great man, but he is of great lineage, spawned from the fertile seed of David Gimour and Lars Ulrich. He surfed with Jerry Garcia, and l****oed tornadoes with Pecos Bill. If only my legacy were size of Larry's pinky toe, and if only my legs were as shiny as his extraordinary buttocks, I would start my own religion. One Realtor to rule them all, one realtor to bind them, one realtor to make me come, buy a house, inside him. Produced by Melvin Goldfarb Written by Kookie and or Crissy Taylor-Jenkins